1. Once got stuck in a baby swing. Was not a baby.
  2. Conscientious af
  3. Wouldn't join a cult but might look on fondly if it involved mini cheesecakes
  4. Don't understand why people have babies when cats exist.
  5. Zero interest in learning how to cook. Much interest in eating.
  6. Will defend Britney Spears until my dying breath.
  7. Could tell you more about the critically acclaimed tv show Community than I could tell you about my own family.
  8. Introvert so hard
  9. Will cry during the 1995 version of A Little Princess. Guaranteed.