I Will Judge You If:
You make a judgmental list #bitter
- •You ride your bike not on the bike path but right next to it.You have evil in your heart.
- •You enjoy the Big Bang Theory.This is why Happy Endings was cancelled. I blame you.
- •You're for social, economic, and political equality of the sexes but don't want to call yourself a feminist.Bonus points if it's because "you don't want to put down men."
- •You're a MRAHere are all the seats: please, take them.
- •You text while driving but "only at stoplights."You're going to murder us all. Why is this socially acceptable?
- •You're not that into: desserts, animals, music.ARE YOU HUMAN??
- •You feel that more people should be talking about the difficulties of white people.Bonus points for claiming "reverse racism."
- •You complain that Christians get so much flak in the U.S. these days.Yeah, it's hard being in the privileged majority, but OH WAIT HOW ABOUT BEING ANYONE ELSE?
- •You say you're from the city when you're actually from the suburbs.Yes, I'm a snob.
- •You make this pose in all your pictures.Just...why? (Image: www.hercampus.com/life/11-poses-girls-do-pictures)
- •You love talking about how technology these days is isolating us.Remember, they said that about the Furby, too! (no, they didn't)
- •You are Lyla from Friday Night Lights.I feel like we can all agree on this one.