Long Time No List. How Come?

It's been 8 months since I joined ListApp, 1 month since my last list, and 40 minutes since eating a mozzarella stick. Numbers.
  1. 1.
    Frank Ocean and I have a pact.
    Both of us just want to make sure that our art is up to the appropriate standards before releasing it to the public. He's going to be pissed that I'm even saying this, but whatever, obviously I'm extremely rebellious and magnanimous.
  2. 2.
    Kilgrave told me not to.
    What a...😏...killjoy.
  3. 3.
    I just now found my Chapstick, so life can resume again.
  4. 4.
    I have nothing to say that can't be expressed by this emoji 🙃
  5. 5.
    My R thumb started talkin shit abt my L thumb & then L Pinkie told L Thumb (who the hell knows how SHE found out), & then the thumbs weren't on speaking terms for a mo. Of course, shit hit the fan when Leftie went rogue but Rightie was just all meh, I say what everyone else is thinking & Leftie was like but bro that's not an excuse to be cruel tho
  6. 6.
    Crushing existential ennui.
    As I said, 🙃
  7. 7.
    Just woke up from a nap.