She's a gem. Ongoing list.
  1. "Belligerently drunk"
    I think she thinks it means "very." She is the least belligerent person you will ever meet.
  2. "Cervical psychology"
    I think she meant clinical psychology? Regardless, it's an exciting field
  3. "Volumptuous"
    Voluptuous with more ump. I feel like this is becoming a thing. In five years we'll have a "literally" situation on our hands.
  4. "Boob nude"
    Like butt or buck naked but with more areola. Evolved from "butt nude." Actually, this one was not so accidental.
  5. "Known for the smushies"
    A la Ride Wit Me by Nelly. Means she has a reputation for being a quality hugger.