Signs I'm Getting Older
The awkward stage when real adults still see you as a baby, and you still see you as a baby, but nevertheless time moves relentlessly forward.
- •Mounting desire to know my genealogy, family history.
- •Incipient back problems.
- •The fact that there's a cast member on SNL who is younger than I amWhat have I even done with my life??
- •When I'm watching a PG-13 movie and my teenaged cousins are there, I'm like oh, no this is too saucy for the chillun!Because I've forgotten what it's like to be a teenager.
- •My cat is going to die soon.
- •There are kids alive and 'gramming right now who don't know what Destiny's Child is.Not to mention NSYNC. Origin stories, people!
- •A first-year in college tried to network with me.You've made a terrible mistake.
- •My friends are getting married.ON PURPOSE.