Triscuits vs Wheat Thins ➕➕➕

Open! Suggest your brilliant arguments! Cast your vote!
  1. Listen, I know there are those of you out there who enjoy both. This is not the list for you. Go home to your cracker utopia and leave the fighting pits to mama.
  2. Which are better?
    Triscuits, obviously.
  3. But seriously. May the best cracker win.
  4. Triscuits because they taste amazing with a slice of cheddar cheese.
    A little fat-salt bonanza up in your grill.
    Suggested by   @evanp
  5. Triscuits because they take more effort since they are hand-woven artisanally.
    At least that's what I choose to believe.
    Suggested by   @evanp
  6. Triscuits because wheat thins taste like old newspapers from Grandma's house.
    DEWEY BEATS TRUMAN
    Suggested by   @evanp
  7. Kale chips
    No, no. I kid. But seriously, Wheat Thins are too small. If we're talking Big Wheat Thins then I think we have a fight. A fight in which Triscuits kick the over-processed shit out of Big Wheat Thins' butt. Sidenote, Big Boggle is a superior game to original Boggle.
    Suggested by   @elooto
  8. I know this is controversial, but wheat thins all the way. If I wanted a cracker that crumbled into a thousand fibers when I bit it I would go find Hugh Hefner.
    Suggested by   @sjinwards