1. It normally costs $70 to watch either guy fight a bum.
  2. Pacquiao might actually win.
  3. Even if he doesn't, there won't be any entertainment more compelling or zeitgeisty anywhere in the world at that moment.
  4. It's not soccer.
  5. For once in your life, do something that will earn you one single iota of street cred.
  6. You realize they're going to be punching each other in the face, right?
  7. Fine, don't watch it, but don't come crying to me when you save a hundred bucks and get to watch the re-air for free one week later. Wait...