Reasons to Spend $100 on Mayweather-pacquiao This Weekend
- •It normally costs $70 to watch either guy fight a bum.
- •Pacquiao might actually win.
- •Even if he doesn't, there won't be any entertainment more compelling or zeitgeisty anywhere in the world at that moment.
- •It's not soccer.
- •For once in your life, do something that will earn you one single iota of street cred.
- •You realize they're going to be punching each other in the face, right?
- •Fine, don't watch it, but don't come crying to me when you save a hundred bucks and get to watch the re-air for free one week later. Wait...