Proper Order for Reading the Sunday New York Times

  1. 1. Arts and Leisure
  2. 2. Start coffee
  3. 3. Style
  4. 4. Go to Brunch
  5. 5. Travel
  6. 6. Book Review
  7. 7. Magazine
  8. 8. First pass at Crossword Puzzle
  9. 9. Nap
  10. 10. Headlines and front section
  11. 11. Scan the 3 "S"s: Sunday Review/Sunday Business/ Sunday Sports
  12. 12. Set out clothes for Monday Morning.
  13. 13. Second pass at Crossword Puzzle
  14. 14. Order pizza
  15. 15. Watch 60 Minutes
  16. 16. Third pass at Crossword Puzzle.
  17. 17. Place Crossword Puzzle on bedside table, in briefcase, or back of toilet to continue working on it until official cutoff date of Saturday night.
  18. 18. Moisturize/ice cream
  19. 19. Use iPad to look up 2 or 3 humanly impossible clues for Crossword Puzzle.
  20. 20. Set alarm for ungodly early hour.