THINGS I THOUGHT WHILE SHAVING MY LEGS TODAY

  1. Why doesn't he love me?
  2. How do I make him love me?
  3. I mean, he probably DOES love me he just doesn't know how to show it, right?
  4. Fuck that. I deserve someone who loves me AND knows how to show it! I'm never gonna speak to him again! That's the only way to solve this.
  5. (nicks knee) ouch! I should be paying attention.
  6. Like, maybe I should start sleeping with him again.
  7. But like, I should probably never sleep with him again.
  8. Being a girl is hard.