THINGS I THOUGHT WHILE SHAVING MY LEGS TODAY
- •Why doesn't he love me?
- •How do I make him love me?
- •I mean, he probably DOES love me he just doesn't know how to show it, right?
- •Fuck that. I deserve someone who loves me AND knows how to show it! I'm never gonna speak to him again! That's the only way to solve this.
- •(nicks knee) ouch! I should be paying attention.
- •Like, maybe I should start sleeping with him again.
- •But like, I should probably never sleep with him again.
- •Being a girl is hard.