Cool Things My Friends Have Said

  1. "The pieces in life don't fall like Timber. They fall a lot more like Tetris."
  2. "A part of me feels very poetic being lonely, actually."
  3. "Hey, guess what? You can't find excellence in your comfort zone or whatever."
  4. "Just beat my record for consecutive days alive."
  5. "Shine on, motherfucker."