Things You Can Say When Asked "Why Are You Single?"

  1. Sorry, what did you say?
    Keep repeating this until they get it.
  2. I've been waiting for you.
    Hopefully you overheard their name so you can personalize it for ~dramatic effect~
  3. Because.
    And hope they say "because why" so you can say "because" again.
  4. I will not lower my expectations just for the social validation I would get from not having to answer this question.
  5. I'm crazy!!! LOL JK but is that what you were thinking?!
  6. I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
  7. When I'm really nervous, I stick my hands in my armpits, and I smell them.