1. Sorry, what did you say?
    Keep repeating this until they get it.
  2. I've been waiting for you.
    Hopefully you overheard their name so you can personalize it for ~dramatic effect~
  3. Because.
    And hope they say "because why" so you can say "because" again.
  4. I will not lower my expectations just for the social validation I would get from not having to answer this question.
  5. I'm crazy!!! LOL JK but is that what you were thinking?!
  6. I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
  7. When I'm really nervous, I stick my hands in my armpits, and I smell them.