Things You Can Say When Asked "Why Are You Single?"
- •Sorry, what did you say?Keep repeating this until they get it.
- •I've been waiting for you.Hopefully you overheard their name so you can personalize it for ~dramatic effect~
- •Because.And hope they say "because why" so you can say "because" again.
- •I will not lower my expectations just for the social validation I would get from not having to answer this question.
- •I'm crazy!!! LOL JK but is that what you were thinking?!
- •I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
- •When I'm really nervous, I stick my hands in my armpits, and I smell them.