FROM THE INFLUENCERS OF MY YOUTH. PROUD I DON'T DO THESE THINGS.

  1. Smoke. Eddie Van Halen made it look pretty damn cool though.
  2. Defy a dance ban
  3. Grow sideburns
  4. Get a mustang
  5. Drink excessively
  6. Dress in some neon (but I do have this shirt actually)
  7. Inflict pain
  8. Be a 'gangsta'
  9. Like a real one
  10. Anything and everything Tommy did