THINGS THAT TAKE 40 MINUTES

  1. Me getting ready in the morning
  2. A cab ride through midtown at the wrong time
  3. Crossing the GW Bridge at any time
  4. Shoveling my driveway (up to 6 inches)
  5. Watching an hour show you DVR'd
  6. The 2nd half of a college basketball game
  7. The wait at my doctor's office even when I have an appointment