Because I always have a valid excuse
  1. I live with my aunt Elke
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    Who always has a million questions. Such as "What are your plans for the day"? "who are you doing said plans with"? "What time will you be home"? Etc.
  2. Doesn't she know I stayed up too late
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  3. So I hit snooze for an hour
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  4. And woke up at the last possible moment
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    Just in time to shower...sometimes... sometimes I hit snooze for another half hour instead
  5. Tried on three outfits before I found one that matched/was clean/was appropriate for the weather
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  6. Threw on some foundation and mascara
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  7. And came down with just enough time to find my keys, grab some coffee to go, and head out the door to be in my car and pulling out by 8:10 am
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  8. I live with my Abuelita
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  9. Repeat reason 2-6
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