Reasons I'm always late - ranked

Because I always have a valid excuse
  1. 1.
    I live with my aunt Elke
    Who always has a million questions. Such as "What are your plans for the day"? "who are you doing said plans with"? "What time will you be home"? Etc.
  2. 2.
    Doesn't she know I stayed up too late
  3. 3.
    So I hit snooze for an hour
  4. 4.
    And woke up at the last possible moment
    Just in time to shower...sometimes... sometimes I hit snooze for another half hour instead
  5. 5.
    Tried on three outfits before I found one that matched/was clean/was appropriate for the weather
  6. 6.
    Threw on some foundation and mascara
  7. 7.
    And came down with just enough time to find my keys, grab some coffee to go, and head out the door to be in my car and pulling out by 8:10 am
  8. 8.
    I live with my Abuelita
  9. 9.
    Repeat reason 2-6