REASONS NATE SHOULD GO BACK TO STARBUCKS RANKED
No longer are the perks of having a brother who works at Starbs. @nathanielrepay P.S. The list is purely for my benefit
- •DiscountsLike seriously I want all the cute Tumblrs, plus the holidays mugs... PLUS THE COFFEE ❤️
- •When a new drink comes outI can't ask if it's worth my $7.8272026 before I try it. NOW I HAVE TO WASTE MY MONEY ON SHITTY BEVERAGES.
- •When I'm in desperate needBUT ALSO BROKE AF. WHERE AM I GONNA GET COFFEE NOW NATE. WHO WILL I TURN TO IN THIS DARK COLD WORLD.
- •When I don't know what I wantAnd I certainly can't just ask a random Barista to surprise me with something sorta sweet but still taste like coffee
- •Teavana Discounts**Especially since loose leaf tea is soooo good but so expensive. **Literal representation of my face at the prices for tea
- •No more random freebiesSometimes when I came home there would just be an abundance of coffee, or tea in the fridge and now there is just Folgers 💔
- •In conclusionI am coffee deprived, and you are currently jobless.