REASONS NATE SHOULD GO BACK TO STARBUCKS RANKED

No longer are the perks of having a brother who works at Starbs. @nathanielrepay P.S. The list is purely for my benefit
  1. 1.
    Discounts
    Like seriously I want all the cute Tumblrs, plus the holidays mugs... PLUS THE COFFEE ❤️
  2. 2.
    When a new drink comes out
    I can't ask if it's worth my $7.8272026 before I try it. NOW I HAVE TO WASTE MY MONEY ON SHITTY BEVERAGES.
  3. 3.
    When I'm in desperate need
    BUT ALSO BROKE AF. WHERE AM I GONNA GET COFFEE NOW NATE. WHO WILL I TURN TO IN THIS DARK COLD WORLD.
  4. 4.
    When I don't know what I want
    And I certainly can't just ask a random Barista to surprise me with something sorta sweet but still taste like coffee
  5. 5.
    Teavana Discounts**
    Especially since loose leaf tea is soooo good but so expensive. **Literal representation of my face at the prices for tea
  6. 6.
    No more random freebies
    Sometimes when I came home there would just be an abundance of coffee, or tea in the fridge and now there is just Folgers 💔
  7. 7.
    In conclusion
    I am coffee deprived, and you are currently jobless.