No longer are the perks of having a brother who works at Starbs. @nathanielrepay P.S. The list is purely for my benefit
  1. Discounts
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    Like seriously I want all the cute Tumblrs, plus the holidays mugs... PLUS THE COFFEE ❤️
  2. When a new drink comes out
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    I can't ask if it's worth my $7.8272026 before I try it. NOW I HAVE TO WASTE MY MONEY ON SHITTY BEVERAGES.
  3. When I'm in desperate need
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    BUT ALSO BROKE AF. WHERE AM I GONNA GET COFFEE NOW NATE. WHO WILL I TURN TO IN THIS DARK COLD WORLD.
  4. When I don't know what I want
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    And I certainly can't just ask a random Barista to surprise me with something sorta sweet but still taste like coffee
  5. Teavana Discounts**
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    Especially since loose leaf tea is soooo good but so expensive. **Literal representation of my face at the prices for tea
  6. No more random freebies
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    Sometimes when I came home there would just be an abundance of coffee, or tea in the fridge and now there is just Folgers 💔
  7. In conclusion
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    I am coffee deprived, and you are currently jobless.