ROM COM COUPLES RANKED BY HOW LONG THEY WOULD SURVIVE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Inspired by @nathanielrepay
  1. 7.
    Danny Zukko and Sandra Dee -Grease
    Sandy would be terrified, and to try and comfort her Danny would burst out into a song about how he will protect her. As he coaxes her out and into the world they start a duet and while dancing they totally miss the fact that their noise garnered the attention of a group of Zombies surrounding them. Survival estimate: 1 day
  2. 6.
    Johnny and Baby - Dirty Dancing
    While one would hope this couple would do well because Baby is super brave, which in return makes Johnny want to be a better person... I believe that Johnny would do his best to protect Baby! However, she's just too kind hearted to be a badass zombie killer, which you need to be in order to survive period. Survival Estimate: 2-3 weeks
  3. 5.
    Holly Golightly and Paul Varjak - Breakfast At Tiffany's
    Holly being the slightly crazy/physo mental case that she is would have no problem slaying the shit out of zombies. When she gets distracted Paul would knock a few out (kinda like when he puts the fire out in that ladies hair and nobody even notices). This would work out for them for awhile until Holly has a break down at the worst time because a Zombie killed and ate "Cat" and Paul just can't fight all of the zombies that surround them drawn by her incessant crying. Survival estimate: 1 month
  4. 4.
    Cher and Josh - Clueless
    This couple would do surprisingly well. Josh is the smart, nerdy type who no doubt would have a smart plan to stay alive... but it is Cher's need for a shopping trip that gets them killed by the already zombie overtaken mall. Survival Estimate: 3 months
  5. 3.
    Pat and Tiffany - Silver Linings Playbook
    Two mentally unstable, very in love, very tough leading characters? You better believe they would do really freaking well. These two would go all out all on their own with nobody but themselves and their love to keep them alive... but not being able to find a group that they can get along with will lead to their death. Survival Estimate: 6-8 months
  6. 2.
    Vivian and Edward - Pretty Woman
    Edward would just retire rich, buy an Island, and build a house with Vivian somewhere off the grid, however a private yacht would land on his island and accidentally bring a zombie with them... since Edward thought they would be safe on the island he doesn't have anything to protect them and they eventually are found and devoured. Survival Estimate: 1-2 years
  7. 1.
    Buttercup and Westley - The Princess Bride
    Westley and Buttercup have been through it all, fighting giants, evil princes, pirates, sword fights, Quicksand, rodents of unusual size, and shrieking eels to name a few. Zombies? No problem. Survival Estimate: This couple would survive until the end, killing every last zombie that dared cross their path.