I am not cool, but this list might up my coolness factor a little

I'm a 44 year old Scottish mom & music shop assistant. Not that cool. But.....
  1. I can sing/rap the whole of Rock Superstar by Cypress Hilll.
    I do look kind of silly when I do it though.
  2. I can bake. Like, pretty much anything.
  3. I once worked for Origins & applied lipstick to Michelle Pfeiffer.
    She was miniscule. SUPER tiny. I felt like a giantess.
  4. I can tie a knot in a cherry stalk with just my tongue.
    Only when I'm drunk.
  5. That's it. 4 things. Sheesh.
  6. ps I would just like ONE follower. Will YOU be that person? That confidence-giving, saintly person?