1. Girl works a shitty waitress job
  2. Quits on the spot to move to a big city (usually LA or NY)
  3. Is broke
  4. Gets a shitty apartment in said big city
  5. Goes to bars to perform and gets stage fright
  6. Goes home to realise she's been robbed
  7. Gets depressed and eats pizza
  8. Suddenly gains confidence or makes friends with performers at said bar
  9. Becomes the star
  10. Falls in love with someone else's bf
  11. He makes her ego big
  12. She grows big and famous
  13. Movie ends all happy