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  1. THE ELEPHANT MAN OF DILLY BARS!
  2. PAPER CUP DESIGN AS BOARD SHORTS!
    I always thought these should exist and now they do.
  3. REMOTE RESTING ON MY SHOULDER
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Yesterday was George Carlin's birthday. He once wrote a piece called "People I Can Do Without", which even his daughter Kelly confused with his other piece "People Who Oughtta Be Killed". Anyway, a few years ago I wrote THIS thing, mostly in the same style as Carlin's routine. I figured I'd post an excerpt cuz I never showed anyone before. So...
  1. Anyone who orders candy on the Internet
  2. An airline pilot who insists on wearing a Viking helmet and a monocle on trans-Atlantic flights
  3. Any dude who thinks hangin’ out at The Port Authority is cool and comfortable and a place to be seen
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