REJECTED COLLEGE ESSAY TITLES

  1. Let the Poor People Build Their Own Houses!
  2. Me and Mom: We do everything together
  3. How The National Honor Society is a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
  4. Things I Learned from "Private Time" With My Priest
  5. How I Built My Web Empire: The Story Of CheatingMadeEasy.com
  6. Living Life Inside a Video Game
  7. Donald Trump Is My Role Model