THE 5 WAYS MY CHILDREN INQUIRE ABOUT MY LIFE

... Or the only daily interactions they initiate with me
  1. What's for dinner?
  2. When is dinner?
  3. Is dinner almost done?
  4. Did you wash my________? ( insert item that is wadded up on their bedroom floor here)
  5. Did you get __________ at the grocery store? (Insert item that they failed to mention in the 3 times you asked them what they wanted at the grocery store)