MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

Inspired by @bookishclaire and others
  1. Keep telling me every disgusting detail of your labor and delivery story, please!
  2. Reading is boring.
  3. I don't feel like eating Mexican food today.
  4. Stop making me laugh!
  5. Tardiness is no big deal.
  6. I think comic books are for losers.
  7. Nieces and nephews are the worst.