Things I'm Pretty Sure I Could Do if It Was an Emergency

Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. Play Jeopardy
    And maybe have a non-lame story for the interview with Alex. Maybe.
  2. Trick someone into believing I was once on The Real World
    Based on past experience.
  3. Write the back of a DVD/the description for a movie on Netflix so that you're intrigued enough to watch but not spoiled on any major plot points
  4. The above but with books
  5. Tell you how to fix the situation in the first 5 minutes of any movie/TV show such that the rest of the plot doesn't have to take place
    Spoiler: most of the fixes will just involve two people having a rational conversation.
  6. Crush a game of 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon
  7. Help you phrase a text that you're scared to write
  8. List a bunch of Baby-Sitters Club books in order