THINGS SAID IN A GAME OF THINGS

Tonight, my small group had friendsgiving and we played The Game of Things after dinner. I don't remember everything that was said, but here's a sampling.
  1. Topic: Things you shouldn't title a children's book
  2. Your Daddy Doesn't Love You
  3. When Mommy Doesn't Love You
  4. Fifty Shades of Grey
  5. Everybody Dies
  6. Topic: Things you don't want your paramedic to say to you in the ambulance
  7. "You caught us on our lunch break. Mind if we drive through Jack in the Box?"
  8. "You're definitely going to die. Can I have your liver?"
  9. "Welcome back! Want to join our frequent flyer rewards program?"
  10. "I'm turnt."
  11. "I'm so high. Please don't tell anyone."
  12. "Do you know how to get to the hospital from here?"
  13. Topic: Things you don't want to find in your attic
  14. The original body you were cloned from
  15. A dead rodeo clown
  16. Topic: Things that make you jump
  17. Kris Kross
  18. The Daddy Mac will make you
  19. Topic: Things that frustrate you about women
  20. When they complain about making me sandwiches
  21. Sugfrage
  22. Nothing, they're perfect
  23. Not enough holes (😳😳😳)