THINGS I HAVE HEARD THE TEENAGERS AT WORK SAY

I work at a Teen Center in The Smoky Mountains
  1. Dobby cool as fuck but he dead now
  2. Today in Bible History Class ....
  3. While I was making moonshine with dad the other day he told me I needed to lose weight
  4. Fuck you I ain't big but 2 inches at 100 mph still feels like a party
  5. Does weed stunt your growth