Allow Me to Listroduce™ Myself
Tudor's the name.
- •Created the original Brexit
- •Amazing dance moves
- •Musician/composer—perhaps you've heard my hit "Greensleeves"
- •The ladies love me
- •Codpiece enters the room several seconds before I do
- •Pompous and tyrannical ginger way before it became politically popular in the US
- •All those with boy-child-bearing hips, form an orderly line