An Official Royal Poll for the Ladies: Do you prefer a codpiece...

  1. 1.
    Trimmed in ermine?
  2. 2.
    Smooth, polished gold?
  3. 3.
    Set with diamonds, rubies and emeralds? (they pale in comparison to the family jewels)
  4. 4.
    Coat of arms? Monogrammed? Too much?
  5. 5.
    Tassels: yes or no?