HOW TO GET OVER A BREAK-UP

  1. Cake
  2. Wine
  3. Dancing
  4. Reclaim necklaces to give to prospective new love
  5. Remove need for necklaces altogether if necessary
  6. Cake
  7. Bacon
  8. Spit on map of Spain until it feels better
  9. Attend masque as slender young squire, thrill ladies in disguise
  10. Cake