MEANWHILE, AT THE TNC (TUDOR NATIONAL CONVENTION)
- •Everyone is wearing jester hats with big turkey legs dangling
- •Cromwell is giving the keynote address whilst I grin and slowly slash a finger across my neck offstage
- •A bunch of Carthusians are protesting outside the building and will either feeltheburn or be beheaded shortly
- •The crowd has been given "NEVER THE POPE" signs to wave
- •I'll be taking the stage in a few minutes to introduce the people to their new queen, Jane, and make enthusiastic claims about her womb
- •We'll close tonight with my original lute composition, "O Ginger King Whose Beauty Pleases"