On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

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  1. A Catherine of great beauty
    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
  2. A <sigh> daughter we named Mary
    On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
  3. A bastard with lovely Bessie
    On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
  4. Anne of Boleyn, fair and dark eyed and seductive as could be
    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
  5. Treacherous betrayal and a head chopped for all to see
    On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
  6. My lovely Jane, saintly and most precious to me...
    On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
  7. Edward the Prince as God did decree
    On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
  8. One ugly mare from the region of Germany
    On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
  9. 🎼 CROMWELL'S HEAD
    On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
  10. Young Kitty Howard whose kitty was shared too freely
    On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
  11. Katherine Parr, way too smart but a nursemaid to me
    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
  12. Five old wedding rings, four tasty birds, three French victories, two turtle soups and a lasting joust injury