- •MarriageOverrated. Don't believe any woman who tells you she's destined to bear you a male heir. Lies.
- •HorsesUnderrated. Best mode of transportation and sport and vital to effective warfare. Hugely important...amirite, Richard III?
- •CapesUnderrated. The right cape can conceal a tendency toward plumpness and still show off one's shapely calf muscles.
- •MonasteriesOverrated. Hotbeds of corruption and sodomy. So I took them all apart for you. You're welcome.
- •Having a Groom of the StoolOverrated. They rarely do their jobs properly and one sometimes develops an itch. Sent three to the Tower.