1. Marriage
    Overrated. Don't believe any woman who tells you she's destined to bear you a male heir. Lies.
  2. Horses
    Underrated. Best mode of transportation and sport and vital to effective warfare. Hugely important...amirite, Richard III?
  3. Capes
    Underrated. The right cape can conceal a tendency toward plumpness and still show off one's shapely calf muscles.
  4. Monasteries
    Overrated. Hotbeds of corruption and sodomy. So I took them all apart for you. You're welcome.
  5. Having a Groom of the Stool
    Overrated. They rarely do their jobs properly and one sometimes develops an itch. Sent three to the Tower.