PRESENTS I'D GIVE FOR NATIONAL GIRLFRIENDS DAY

At various points in time
  1. 1.
    Elaborate Spanish lace fan
    Helpful for face-hiding
  2. 2.
    French chastity belt
    Embroidered with a capital A
  3. 3.
    Bucket of diamonds and emeralds and rubies
  4. 4.
    Bratwurst
  5. 5.
    Hello Kitty makeup case
  6. 6.
    Keys to the Bodleian Library