SEVEN 21ST CENTURY KATES I WOULD MARRY
- 1.Kate MiddletonIN A YORK MINUTE.
- 2.Kate MossWe'd fatten the poor thing up proper.
- 3.Kate WinsletWho needs French girls when you could draw her?
- 4.Kate HudsonDelightfully bubbly and bendy.
- 5.Kate BeckinsaleIncredibly lovely PLUS she dressed as a giant penis two days ago, and that was an obvious homage to me.
- 6.Kate UptonShe'd look great in a bikini of Cloth of Gold.
- 7.Kate GosselinThat woman can crank out babies.