Things I'm Into This Week

Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. Velvet-y codpieces
    Trimmed in Cloth of Gold and lined with ermine
  2. Bellowing my displeasure and watching Wolsey try to maintain bladder control
    Forsooth, he is growing olde.
  3. New Heads on Pikes Exhibition on Tower Bridge
    Revenge is the sweetest revenge.
  4. Bessie Blount
    Her body is a wonderland.
  5. Male heir production extravaganza
    God wills it. Catherine enjoys it.
  6. Posing as a disguised peasant for my court
    Revealing my magnificence through dance moves and watching the pleasure on their faces as they recognize their divine ruler and fall on their foreheads gracefully
  7. Cake
  8. Wine
  9. Cake
  10. Roast Animal of the Week from the Tower Menagerie
  11. New Hooked on Lute performance
    With adulatory applause