1. Breakfast of Champions
    Bacon, beef, eggs, cheese, bread, wine, cake, pies, nap
  2. Tyrannical roaring until at least one subject wets himself
    I'm looking at you, Cromwell.
  3. Joust so hard.
  4. Roast swan and cake
  5. Afternoon heir making
  6. Cake
  7. Send butt-prints on parchment to Ferdinand and Louis