Ways to Endure an Endless Privy Council Meeting

So far, I've...
  1. Stolen Cromwell's quill twice. The second time I held it to my codpiece and proclaimed it "Thomas's little lady feather."
  2. Pelted Cromwell with tiny bits of bacon
    He pretends no notice.
  3. Plucked a jewel from my hat and held it in my pursed lips
  4. Traced the lines of my blue blood on the underside of one arm with a finger dipped in ink
  5. Farted uproariously after each chime of the clock