Ways to Endure an Endless Privy Council Meeting
So far, I've...
- •Stolen Cromwell's quill twice. The second time I held it to my codpiece and proclaimed it "Thomas's little lady feather."
- •Pelted Cromwell with tiny bits of baconHe pretends no notice.
- •Plucked a jewel from my hat and held it in my pursed lips
- •Traced the lines of my blue blood on the underside of one arm with a finger dipped in ink
- •Farted uproariously after each chime of the clock