What I look for in a woman...

Thanks for the request, Rebecca.
  1. A strong, independent-minded, intelligent woman to rule alongside me
  2. Hellcat in bed
  3. Looks great in a shift
  4. Fertile fertile fertile
  5. Maidenhead intact
  6. Never married to my brother
  7. Empty of head, full of heart
  8. Keep up with me at mealtime but never get fat
  9. Sexy dancer
  10. Surgical skills preferred
  11. Big boobies
  12. No weird foreign accents
  13. Spells "pious" PIE US.