WHY I HAVEN'T POSTED A LIST FOR SEVERAL FORTNIGHTS
I have been Li.stless.
- •Failed audition for The Voice, waiting for The Lute.
- •Counseling Donald Trump in diplomacy and tact.
- •Attended Medieval Fair and discovered fried Twinkies. Bought Medieval Fair for Twinkie machine.Also, jousted and signed autographs.
- •Oversaw Pumpkin Spice Fountain construction
- •Seducing newly single Angelina Jolie for diplomatic connections
- •Numerous fittings for Harambe fur codpiece