Laughing at the Millennials
  1. Napping at Island Home
    Not a rental #ownthehousebitches
  2. Drinking mimosas without OJ
    Veuve Clicquot straight up #ojisasin
  3. No draping massage in the Breezes.
    Personal Monsieur drove to Island House #tolegittoquit
  4. Dinner reservations for local seafood
    No uber bitches #watermans
  5. No access to Pokemon Go
    Quiet island - WIFI cable cut and don't care #xfinitysux
  6. Old school jazz playing on the veranda
    First generation iPod with the tunes. #applestock