Reasons I Am Like A Chocolate Easter Egg I Ate Last Month

I honestly don't know, I just had the list ready.
  1. Covered in irreparable cracks but not completely broken
  2. Add any more damage, though, and breaking is certain
  3. Press any of the preexisting pressure points and I would also break
  4. Dark and empty inside, except for a few chocolatey crumbs, the last remains of a crumbling soul
  5. But if I was full, it's probably be overwhelming
  6. Covered in a bright shiny wrapper that makes an annoying noise to disguise the darkness inside