Better Than Sex:
Sex is natural, sex is fun, not everybody does it, but everybody should.
- •Making fun of overly religious thoughts with tasty desserts.
- •Goldie Hawn's smile
- •A huge paycheck
- •Kids that aren't your own
- •Realizing you're not an asshole, but that you have oneThat's just fun
- •Buying cotton candy from this guyHe looks like Rosie from the Teal Housewives of New Jersey. #rhonj