Better Than Sex:

Sex is natural, sex is fun, not everybody does it, but everybody should.
  1. Making fun of overly religious thoughts with tasty desserts.
  2. Goldie Hawn's smile
  3. A huge paycheck
  4. Kids that aren't your own
  5. Realizing you're not an asshole, but that you have one
    That's just fun
  6. Buying cotton candy from this guy
    He looks like Rosie from the Teal Housewives of New Jersey. #rhonj