Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

They're all pretty hilarious
  1. My friends, everyone
    When they don't know what to do outside.
  2. They call me "Kit"
    A gaming friend goes to Maine. Drives by the town of Kittery.
  3. The apple watch
    Self explanatory.
  4. The one time I met Bryce Harper...
    And one of my favorite Twitter accounts RT'd the story. I couldn't spell
  5. Only one person gets this
    ;)