Reasons I'm Hungover Today

...a compendium of reasons I'm an idiot with a bottle
  1. Gin
    I never drink gin. Why did I drink gin last night? No idea. I threw it all up in my bed later on
  2. 90s Night
    Too much dancing To songs I'm surprised I still know the words to
  3. IPAs
    Hops for days...ugh
  4. New Bars
    Well....we had to the check in the new renovated bar in town. So, drinks all around
  5. I'm an unhealthy POS
    Eating full meals like a human adult would be ideal...but nope. Fuggg it