Olympic Summer Sports I Think I Can Do (While I Sit On My Couch And Eat Ice Cream)
- •HandballIt's like soccer for people who suffer from bad hand-foot coordination.
- •BadmintonTennis Instructor: "Oh you're not fast and a bit chubby, here's a badminton racket"
- •Rhythmic GymnasticsPut a ribbon in my hand while I'm drunk and you've got yourself a gold medal performance.
- •SailingDon't think I can do the logistics of sailing, but I do excel on drinking on a boat
- •Synchronized SwimmingTotally could do this ^^^ (except I don't have 9 friends.)
- •Table TennisI have all the equipment in my garage. No excuse not to be an Olympic champion.
- •TrampolineDon't know what this sport involves and I have been known to bounce all day in a bounce house.