Actresses I'd Cast in my Biopic

Inspired by @ShawnKelly
  1. Drew Barrymore (in Never Been Kissed)
    I've sometimes been compared to her. I'm certain this is the version they're referring to.
  2. Catherine O'Hara
    During my red hair stint, the resemblance was pretty on point.
  3. Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes
    pretty much my exact me on any given day
  4. Theon Greyjoy