Inspired by @amieshmamie
- •I'll hopefully die super old and in my sleep and looking something like this.
- •ConfettiI want it thrown everywhere. I finally made to Heaven, it's a party, people!
- •Great songs. Nothing slow and sad.Rend Collective, Rosemary Clooney, and excellent live music are all acceptable. @classyAF you'll have to drag your ass out of the nursing home to sing.
- •Cremate my ass.FIRST, donate all my organs that work and can be useful to others. Then scatter me somewhere in the Caribbean - preferably Turks & Caicos. Those mourning my loss could use an amazing vacation anyway.
- •Donate my whole body to Science.Ship me to the Body Farm, cart me off to some university, or plastinate me and put in the next Body Worlds exhibit.
- •Please remember the good things about me.And try to forget the shitty things I've done (college friends have the most to try & forget).
- •Drink lots of really good wine in my honor.