If I Was a Disease and You Caught Me, These Would Be Your Symptoms

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    Having more photos of your cats than your kids
    And when confronted by your kids, not at all apologetic about it
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    Overuse and misuse of emojis
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    Smile all the time
    Apparently to the point of creepiness (according to my daughters)
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    Overly optimistic
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    Compelling urge to hug elderly people and all the dogs
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    Caffeine addiction
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    Insatiable wanderlust
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    On road trips, you will read every. single. sign. Out loud.