Alternate title: The reasons the phrase "Bless it" became popular.
  1. Annual glands
    When he takes his Pom/Pug dog, Olivia, to the groomer, he makes sure they clean out her "annual glands".
  2. Biblical chord
    As in "when the baby was born, the biblical chord was wrapped around its neck".
  3. All Climbers
    You know, the progressive mental deterioration that can occur in middle or old age due to generalized degeneration of the brain.
  4. The sugar
    This term is used to describe someone with diabetes. They have "the sugar".