I love my job and I love most of the people I work with. There are a few things that make me want to jump out the closest window.
  1. Interruptions.
    My desk is out in the open. I have a corner, but I'm surrounded by a room full of open cubicles. I can be in the middle of writing the best sentence ever known to the human race and someone will pop up beside me and start talking to me.
  2. Speaker phone conversations.
    This one chick in my office actually has an office. With a door! Yet she NEVER shuts it when she has these loud conference calls. Now that I think about it, I don't believe she ever picks up the handset.
  3. Miranda's boots.
    They jingle. She wears them most days and walks around the office a LOT. Can you not hear that, Miranda?! It's the sound of your freaking boots boring into my skull. Wear some damn ballet flats sometime, please!
  4. I'm pretty much triggered all day long.