THINGS I CAN'T BELIEVE I STILL HAVE

  1. My Princess Diana scrapbook
    And it's in a Precious Moments album 😂😂😂
  2. My Bionic Woman lunchbox
    If it wasn't flaking paint, I'd still use it.
  3. Any hair
    It fell out from a bad perm in 10th grade. I think it acquired some sort of super power when it grew back.
  4. My husband
    Almost 24 years now, people! How has he not left me by now? I'm the worst!
  5. My Duran Duran concert tee from 1984
    I'm equally shocked I can still wear it.
  6. A crush on Frank Langella
    The first and only Dracula to steal my heart. ❤️️